Wednesday, August 16, 2006 @9:37 PM
NEW!GAN SAID TO ELAINE, "我都还没有问你QUESTION, 你的嘴巴为什么OPEN?"XDvanessa lee's joke:MARY HAD DRIVING TEST BUT SHE DOESN'T DRIVE CAR. WHY?Ans: because she wants to drive a van.-cheryl invented a riddle recently and wanted me to spread it around. -_-
WHY THE BUS ROLL AND NOT RUN?Ans: because it has wheelsi had created my very own joke too! but that was few months ago.
ONE DAY, A CAT ATE A MOUSE AND THE MOUSE DIED.THEN, THE CAT BANGED INTO THE WALL AND DIED TOO.please laugh. thankyou. =D
haha shihan told me a really funny joke before.
i laughed until like mad after hearing it.
part one:
AN ANT HAS THREE LEGS ON EACH SIDE. NORMALLY WHEN THEY WALK. THEY WILL LEAVE TWO LINES OF FOOTPRINTS BEHIND RITE? BUT WHY THIS ANT, WHEN IT WALKS, ONLY GOT ONE LINE AT THE BACK?Ans: because it is riding on a bicyclepart two:
A GUY IS ABOUT TO OPEN HIS FRIDGE TO TAKE SOMETHING. BUT WHY EVEN BEFORE HE OPENS HIS FRIDGE, HE ALREADY KNOWS THAT THE ANT IS INSIDE? Ans: because the ant's bicycle is PARKED outside the fridgeHAHAHAHA XD
a funny thing happened during maths lessons one day.
halfway through the lesson, ms choo suddenly walked out of the class without saying a word with a frown on her face. all of us got a shock. we were so worried because we thought she was angry with us for not paying attention. after few mins, she came back like nothing had happened. then, we realised actually she had gone to take some maths worksheets for us. we burst out laughing at our false alarm.
and florence said,
"MS CHOO! U SCARE US LEH! OUR HEARTBEATS STOPPED FOR FIVE SECONDS U KNOW!"
haha =D